“Feast ya’ eyes on these bad boys!”

WARNING TO BUYER
-This product is guaranteed to attract attention, wear / use this shit with caution.
-Do not iron or wash this item while wearing the item.
-Do not eat item or feed item past midnight.
-Do not let your significant other wear / use the item because you won’t get that shit back.
-Do not commit murder or any other dumb shit while wearing this item- & if you do, don’t snitch on us..
-This product was not tested on animals - although the animal would look maad wavy.
-For best wash results have item dry cleaned when it’s dirty.. I guess.
-For worst wash results drag item through a dirt field behind car and blow dry on roof rack.

-Errrthing is hand made, in-house.

Literally. A Garage.

Be patient with us. Shit happens.

ALL ORDERS SHIP IN 4-6 WEEKS

(USUALLY SOONER, BUT..)

We Love You.

Darko x Æ x G+$$

Illustration By: @gtskyscraper

Pillows Handmade By Brandon Of @Denverfxxxs